I could be anything

You want me to be

Cook you nice dinners

And then gently rub your feet

I could be a perfect wife

But I won't, no I won't

I could be the sweetest thing

You think you've ever seen

Dress up in skimpy clothes

All to fulfill your dream

I could do anything

To show how much you mean

But I won't, no I won't

Chorus:

I'll be a fly in your soup

The one that's always in your face

Try to wave me away

I'll be right back on your case

I'm the stain on your suit

Yeah, that one you can't replace

Just beacuse i can

I'll be the itch on your back

On a spot that you can't reach

I'm the reason you crack

Yeah, I'm like a bad disease

Just because i can

Just because i can.

I could be the mistress

Who says she doesn't care

And I'll keep on smiling

When you're treating me like air

I could be your best friend

The one who's always there

But I won't, no I won't

Chorus

I'll be a fly in your soup

The one that's always in your face

Try to Wave me away

I'll be right back on your case

I'm the stain on your suit

Yeah, that one you can't replace

Just beacuse i can

I'll be the itch on your back

On a spot that you can't reach

I'm the reason you crack

Yeah, I'm like a bad disease J

ust because i can J

ust because i can